Bialystok and apples
Today I was crossing Poland. Somewhere near Warschau, a serious car crash just happened not long before I arrived at the place of the accident.
At least 7 cars where involved and as many ambulances and fire brigade trucks and a helicopter where already present. I had to wait for about an hour when the clearing of the road took place in front of me.
Obviously, the grumpy men inside me immediately started thinking:
"If I hadn't eaten that apple, which took me about 15 minutes, I could have been ahead of the accident and therefore I wouldn't have been stuck in traffic. Apples always have caused problems through history. Ask Adam!"
When the helicopter flew by with the victims aboard, I realized that the apple might have saved my life. I could have been caught up in the accident without the delay.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
You only need to pick the right moment of eating it.
Anyway, enough of this bullshit. But it was a good reminder that traffic can be dangerous.